What I would really like to know is, how come every time we get all mindswoggled or whatever into thinking or being something else, I come out of it a bad guy? I think the universe just likes to laugh at us.



I know this really probably doesn't need saying, but I am so so so so so sorry for all the nasty things I said to you. And clearly don't have any intentions of actually getting married. ...yes. Uhm. I'm just going to hide under my blanket for the rest of time now.